I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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