Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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