fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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