# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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