Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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