What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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