Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
did i just pee glitter
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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