we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
that is very illegal...i love you.
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