There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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