on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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