The brown eye won't let me do that either.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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