like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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