My friends, they love my intelligence
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Pants are for mortals
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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