My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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