dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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