Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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