so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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