DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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