do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
