i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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