ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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