Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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