with your own penis?
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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