I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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