so explain again why im purple
no
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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