I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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