I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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