I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Randomize
