I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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