yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
