at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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