Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
