Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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