another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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