The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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