At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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