What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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