ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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