i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think your dad took our porno
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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