your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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