I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
two words...techno handjob
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I think a kid would responsible me up
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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