she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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