Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
