Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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