White coat. Heels.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
sex in a hospital.. check
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
