Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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