On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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