he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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