WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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