Kiss
Puke
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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