Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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