dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just made out with a guy for $7.
from now on my penis is your penis
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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