Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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