Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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