I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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